Amateur radio announcers plan new
adult autism awareness programs.
Animal crackers jump off the shelves
after they get to know their customers.
Atheists are also scheduled to make
pizza pies after the pinata breaks.
Drug abusers resist educational efforts
that coincide with Maundy Thursday.
Friends give each other the high five
when they rediscover velociraptors.
Inventive linemen are designing ways
to disconnect monuments and sites.
International jugglers, columnists &
new pet parents discuss sleep apnea.
Paul Revere carried pieces of poetry
in his satchel & inside every pocket.
Prehistoric planes did not take off.
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